I am almost four years old and am just here because my mom doesn't like me being too far away, and because I don't have a lot of conflicting interests right now.

 

I pretty much just run around and make sure I get to rummage around in the new products, while trying to age my parents prematurely. I can assure you I am doing my part, so if they look young, it is because our services are really that good, and not because I am slacking.

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Also I am personally responsible for the Medical Director's hair loss, not the laser.